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Ready was just like Arsenal last week - he dived down in the box like he had been shot by a sniper from the stand. The Clock End loved it and so did his girlfriend! The current champ hit 52 points and rather ominously moved to the top of the table one point ahead of the previous occupants You got more toes than us and surprise package Luadjemba (John, I shortened your name because it is plain stupid).

Keith's TBA (what's going on with the team name son? If you don't hurry up I will make one up) shared the Manager of the Week prize with the ladies from AIG, Katherine and Karen. Flighty feet started the season very nervously but are getting into the swing of things - watch out boys they will moving their pants into your bottom drawer next! - and climbed 12 places after joining Ready with 52 points.

Wenners Wannabes are up to 5th after scoring a half century and Liz Keiller's She fell over jump a place to 8th. That's 3, actually 4 ladies in the top 15 because Suzie' Ping Pong Yo-Yo stay 5th.

Goonersmoan (see Ready that could be your team name?), Beer Monsters, Ginger (not so) Athletic and Sweaty will be shagging shemales all lost ground in the top 10. Meanwhile just outside of the pink zone Danny's geeza's, Back home and Galactico's all edged nearer to the top 10.

I must mention Jonny on my shoulder who scored the week's 4th best score of 46, Woody's Warriors who bounced back from a crap week last time out who managed 45 and Moulsters Molesters who mustered 44.

I also want to say hello to John Tiernan for no other reason than I can mention that Palarce are bottom of the Premiership.